I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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