Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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