I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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