"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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