Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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