.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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