So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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