yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
