How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
