we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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