love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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