just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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