i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just want nice things and good sex
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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