I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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