ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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