i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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