I think i peed on brittanys purse
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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