He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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