Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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