Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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