yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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