went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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