so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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