Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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