i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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