Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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