BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize