You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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