Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize
