he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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