i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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