I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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