i just had sex bonerless
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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