And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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