I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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