Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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