Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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