so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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