Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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