Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought