Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(217): View more from Illinois

Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery

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(904): View more from Florida

im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!

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(651): View more from Minnesota

What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.

(571): View more from Virginia

define virginity.

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(518): View more from New York

Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Run away.

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(559): View more from California

I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Are we in any of the areas with tornados?

(931): View more from Tennessee

Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.

(1-901): View more from Tennessee

You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.

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