Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...

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(616): View more from Michigan

She acts like you when your on meds

(510): View more from California

She acts like batman?

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(616): View more from Michigan

this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.

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(813): View more from Florida

I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth

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i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.

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