I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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