Im at strip club and am horny
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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