god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
