Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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