DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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