doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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