Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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