Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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