Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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