you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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