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Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He better not be in your backpack
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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