Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Randomize
