I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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